Letterman's Top Ten (The Beatles)

I saw this at the Late Show Web Site (Top Ten Archives) and thought it would be a good segue from the previous post. Kinda funny....


Top Ten Signs The Other Beatles Don't Like You:

10. Whenever you start talking, they say, "Let it be, Bonehead";

9. You're making less money from the reunion than Pete Best;

8. You find out you were the inspiration for "Nowhere Man";

7. If you didn't see it in T.V. Guide, you wouldn't have known about a reunion;

6. The only way you can get their attention is by eating Christmas ornaments (Cut to shot of Anton eating ornaments);

5. After you spent the week working on a painting for the cover, they decide to go with "The White Album";

4. They make you sit in the back of Air Force One;

3. When they hear you play, they say, "Wow -- you're even worse than Ringo!";

2. They won't stop singing "We hate you - yeah, yeah, yeah!";

1. Always trying to set you up with Yoko;