I got this Medical Bulletin from my sister-in-law. We have to be very careful, especially with the elections coming up and all that. Be advised that this applies to Filipinos and Americans alike.
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease.The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and is pronounced "gonna re-elect 'em."Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for one's own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, and categorical all-or-nothing behavior.Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a Bush found in Texas.
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That is freaking hilarious.
A blogger Mr Bea knows was taken aside by his father when he attained voting age. (True story, by the way.)
"Son," his father said, "a lot of people are going to try and woo your vote. Some of them will run personality campaigns. Some will try and smear the opposition. Others will blatantly try to bribe voters with election promises that seem too good to be true. Don't listen to any of it, because there's only one thing you need to look into before making your decision.
"Find out who's in office. And vote them out of office."
Sage advice.
Bea
And it's already starting to spread! The virus has reached Baguio with the help of Team Unity's press con. It's going to get crazier.
oh god pls let voters grow brains this year...
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